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標題: 1句话把人乐死（第二集 [打印本頁]

作者: 894230109 時間: 2012-12-7 13:50
標題: 1句话把人乐死（第二集

Since I'm sort of forgetful, my wife often remind me to take an umbrella before I am going out, now there are ten umbrellas in my house.

Daddy hit me twice today, the first hit was due to seeing the two-scored report card in my hand, and the second hit was that the report card belongs to him when he was a child.

Do not blame your own child as little bastard, because genetically the parents will be even worse.

Honey, I'm so sorry that I used sheet polishing my shoes, you kown business trip makes me used to it but I will conque that in the future.

Question: Supose that a lawyer and a politician fall in the water at the same time, then will you go to coffee or movie?

If it was not happen to me, it should be a funny thing actually.

People habitually take brain as the most important organ of body, however, they forget where the judgement derives from.

We should keep queit when a sermon was preached in the church, because it's impolite disturbing others sleep.

I signed up for a weight-loss course yesterday, and I should wear loose clothing to attend training. Damned, if I had loose clothes, I won't apply fpr that course!

作者: niyidusk 時間: 2012-12-7 19:40
英文的不懂啊

作者: a359780082 時間: 2012-12-7 20:29
尼玛！笑死了！

作者: xue625686228mei 時間: 2012-12-7 21:21
哈哈·真好笑···

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